Thank you!

Thank you for killing people to decrease the world population.

Thank you for bringing recession and making us feel privileged about every penny that we have.

Thank you for bringing inflation and making everyone feel for the poor.

Thank you for taking our mind off worries like global warming and alien invasion.

Thank you for the 9/11 attacks so that movies now have a new subject and a new angle.

Thank you for all the violence so that now we can actually read so much from the newspapers.

Thank you for giving as real problems to take our mind off cosmetics and bar fights.

Thank you for the gunshots and the bombs so that now we feel strong and invincible.

Thank you for showing us daily violence, now we don’t cry every time we see a mutilated body.


Thank you! Your selfishness made us what we are today. Shells of a soul that is now dead. We cannot thank you enough!